Dear Internet - A Letter to My Constant Companion

I don't need a winning lottery ticket to have the perfect day. My wife, my friends, my kids and grandkids - and a nap, that's what I need.

I had 18 years of my Reddit posts analyzed for neurosis, hostility and aggression only to find out that I am actually rather nice and helpful. My computer likes me!

Pickled Eggs, Kimchi, Thick Slices of Blue Cheese, Smoked Oysters - all of them are among my favorites.

It's the way we use language that persuades people, not just the facts that underlie our words.

I have lived in or through seven different decades, I have a definite favorite. What about you?