A Millennial Comedy

from blog Cup of Squid, | ↗ original
It’s a Friday night, and I’m slightly tipsy after making a drink with a homemade shrub, cradling a frozen Tupperware of cookie dough on my lap. I’m alone. Almost 29. In an apartment that’s due for a rent increase next year. I’m thinking that I’ll have to regress and get a roommate. I thought I was supposed to grow out of that phase. Though I...