Fuck your bug fixes and performance improvements

Everyone keeps turning their noses up about developers having "hot takes" online but you know that article? Yeah, that one. You're all talking about that one because they cranked their opinions up to eleven.

Every techie dreams of one day writing a considered harmful post and today, my friends, today that honor is finally bestowed on me. Gather round the fire, and I'll tell you the blood-curdling tale of a library once known as PJAX, whose restless ghost still haunts these realms.

Every techie dreams of one day writing a considered harmful post and today, my friends, today that honor is finally bestowed on me. Gather round the fire, and I'll tell you the blood-curdling tale of a library once known as PJAX, whose restless ghost still haunts these realms.

I once heard Dave Rupert call types "baby unit tests" and that never really left my mind.

I once heard Dave Rupert call types "baby unit tests" and that never really left my mind.