iOS dictation is dickish

from blog The Desolation of Blog, | ↗ original
I constantly accidentally hit the dictation button when editing URLs in the Safari address bar on my iPhone 7 (soon to be replaced, as iOS 16 drops iPhone 7 support), so I was looking for a way to remove the dictation button. For reasons that will become apparent later, the following screenshots are not from my iPhone 7 but rather from the iOS...