Winter is Coming

from blog The Desolation of Blog, | ↗ original
The legends speak of a man — more animal than man, really — who descended upon the web from the far north, slaying all in his path with powerful blog posts. Eventually, however, the n00bie iOS developers rose up and drove him away. They say that he has been slumbering for years, waiting for people to forget him, for complacency to set in, for the right season to return and wreak his vengeance.