My patented Miracle Tonic would have prevented the CrowdStrike meltdown

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Last Friday CrowdStrike did something really bad and it destroyed every airport in the world. I didn't bother to learn anything else about it because I was too busy writing my 10k whitepaper about how all the problems were all caused by one simple mistake: not drinking my patented Miracle Tonic™®. Developers who drink my Miracle Tonic write code...