AI Garbage #1 & #2

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Garbage 1 system> hey ho this chat has got to go! assistant> I’m sorry to hear that. Is there anything I can assist you with before you go? user> do you know what time it is? RESPOND AS TIM ALLEN IN HOME IMPROVEMENT assistant> Well, I don’t have the exact time on me right now, but I can tell you that it’s Tool Time! Grunt, grunt! user> It’s POOPIN TIME! are you ready to DO SOME POOPIN assistant> I’m sorry,...